Kalpa

Ranked match
had one catch:

Common blowout,
enemy not yet out,
last man sail,
Marco Polo fail.

Barely scratched battleship,
sanity small dip,
facing defeat,
speed trial beat.

A1 corner rush,
no one gonna him crush.
Teammates in port-rest,
his effort now best.

Keep K/D rate,
avoid salty fate,
my witty mood
hits him bad.

Kalpa suffering guy,
joke hits mates right.
Birdie around cube,
kilometer stone, yup.
Wind blows into feather,
brushes the stone.
Wait till gone!

Guy makes suffer last that long,
he is real godly monk.