Tunawar

Calm your hunger,
got in danger.
Tuna Food healthy,
Tuna slaver wealthy.
Food nutritious,
acts vicious.

Affordable tuna snack,
little cans quickly stack.
Transport over globe,
cans get cardbox robes,
printed different lang,
3+1 pack is a bang.
Three cans delivered,
4th one sneaks, you dead.
Fastfood reign,
upgrade protein.

Half-century lifespan,
Tuna competes man,
up to 7 feet long,
MMA King-Kong.

Tune your radio,
for only audio,
singers sing TU NA.
Morse code Tu-Na.
Tu Na beauty boob
already on Youtube.

Klondike
tuna spike.

Czech reporter Jan Tuna,
media in their control,
tuna on police patrol,
they slap you with baton,
fishermen gonna get executed,
other ones simply muted.

Cartoon AAA games,
kids went tunazed.
Beware of every Dutch
they help with Tuna putsch.
Mobydickmass human soup,
people gonna get canned in group.

Don’t blame me for fish mania,
they already founded Tunisia,
capital city Tunis,
kidnapping our bunnies.

Jesus, the Lord,
gave away Tuna fishes
to those, who couldn’t afford,
they made dirty dishes.
Everyone eats fish since then,
you become half fish – half man.

Speaking silver,
silence gold,
Tunatruth,
hmm, Uhh.

I am facing
Tunacracy rising.

Tunaartwork
cybernetwork.
Nuclear weapons in fish control,
Czechs say megatuna, they know.

Tunawar, Tuna get on,
there’s comming Tunageddon.