United Tuna Nations

Big eye – it’s spy.
Yellow fin – China win.

Tuna Bullet – warring cadet.
Tuna Bonito – Radeon… tuned, finito.

Albacore – manticore.
Skipjack – on crack.

Longtail – no fail.
Tunas called Frigate – assault brigade.

Tunas Slender – make new gender.
Tuna Dogtooth – in your bluetooth.

Seriola quinqueradiata – collecting human data.
Southern Bluefin – spreading, mankind fin.

Atlantic Tuna rank – main battle tank.
Bluefin from Atlantic – cause of sunken Titanic.

Little tunny? Don’t be funny!